You Know You're in Deutschland When... (Part II)

• The McDonalds Slogan appears as 'ich leibe es'.
• Trucks don't drive on the autobahn on Sundays unless they are carrying perishable items.
• Everyone drives a manual transmission... EVERYONE.
• The Soda options are Coke and Fanta.  That's it.
• A tall Starbucks Frappachino costs around 10USD, while a giant Milcha chocolate bar costs 50cents.
• You curse in Englisch.  Everyone curses in Englisch.  Quite often.  You only curse in Deutsch if you are REALLY mad.
• Every other commercial is for a different German beer.
• There is actually a chance your 'home team' might win in Fußball.
• No one rides their bikes with a helmet.
• You take 13 subjects in school, and it is normal.
• You think all the cabs are run by the Mafia because they are all Mercedes or BMW's.
• You can drive three hours, and you are in another country.
• Words reach 25 letters long....
• Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and Friend are the same word.
• You recycle 2 bottles, you have enough money to buy a Kinder Egg.
  
• There are no substitute teachers at school.  If a teacher doesn't show up, there isn't class.
• You eat Waffle Yogurt.
• Breakfast consists of Bread, Quark, and Musley.
• There is an ENTIRE aisle of Kinder, Milcha, and Haribo products in Rossman.
• In rains when it's sunny out, it rains when it's cloudy out... rain jackets are a must.
• It's Oktober, and the lowest temperature outside has been 55°F.